In this moment, I’m meant to be yelling at the screen for him to go after her. But I can’t.
The only thing I can think about in this very moment is that there is no way a straight man, freshly separated from his wife and forced to get a gift on his own, put together that present.
- It’s too big to be a giftcard.
- The wrapping paper and ribbon match.
- It’s got a RIBBON for god’s sake, peel and stick version or not.
- The giftwrapping skill necessary to make the stripes on the end form perfect squares boggles the mind. Martha Stewart levels of gay craftiness. Not even mall giftwrapping stands can manage that.
- Um… do I spy what are possibly individually-applied flowers on that card?
I call foul. Shoddy production work.
I hated this scene. But the previous caption made me able to stand posting it…. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
No but really though, I momentarily thought the same thing. The flowers on the card is what got me. I can’t even do that.
